Thursday, September 20, 2007
Robyn's words
This is the first 'track' on her album. It's actually an intro, more like, footnotes :)
Check it out, I think it's really cool and clever,hee...:
Listen, You can't stop it You can't escape it You can't turn it off
So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
Sir or Mam would you please turn it the fuck up-do it
I present to you unleashed in the east-Best dressed in the west-Sorted in the north
-Without a doubt in the south The queen of queenbees-Lioness of Juda-Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated Undisputed feather weight champion
on all 5 continents
World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris
Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever
and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra
She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James
She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records- the most decorated professional field operative in the industry-and in the streets-with a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy-ass
She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979
as being too hot to wear tight sweaters in international airspace
In this world of tension pressure and pain
she is known by men and women of all origin and faith
for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
determination in the quest to get paid
AND, I THOUGHT THAT I MUST POST THE LYRICS FOR Konichiwa Bitches:
You wanna rumble in my jungle
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space
I put my laser on stun
And on tha north pole I'll ice you son
You wanna thrilla in my nilla
You'll be killer bee stung
Wanna taste of vannilla?
You better watch your tongue
I'll hammer your toe
Like a pediatrician
Saw you in half
Like I'm a magician
Tear you down
Like I'm in demolition
Count you out
Like a mathematician
I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
You ain't callin the cops, you call the fire station
Cause my flavour so sweet
You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom
Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-boom
One left, one right thats how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups don't need to supersize em'
Right now you probably thinking how she get in them jeans
Well I'm gifted all natural and bursting the seams
Konichiwa bitches
Konichiwa bitches
Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon
Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb
Coming with the postmail like I'm a mailbomb
Comin in your mouth
Makes you say yum-yum
Put the gong gong
Bring the sumos on
I'm a kick ass all the way to Hong Kong
Make their balls bounce like a game of ping-pong
Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Siagon
Try nothing more on me
'Cause you know you's a bum
Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom
Check the scenario
I'm 'a bust your ear drum
And leave you heads ringing
With the Ring-a-ding-dong
Busy on the mic
Since the day I was what?
(Born)
Check out my style it's the Raka what?
(Mo')
Shine is on me like a dog on what?
(Bone)
Fight the power
Put myself on the throne
You know when shit is getting heavy
Like it weighs a ton
I will run you down like a marathon
Tape you up good
Put you in the trunk
See you next Tuesday
You is a punk
8:00 AM